RIP, Beautiful Maple

 

Our maple is dead. Oh, it still clings to life by a thread, but it's only a matter of time. Last night Barb and I were awakened by a mysterious crash. Turned out to be the maple, which had lost one trunk this summer, losing another. It narrowly missed the house, and now I'm paranoid as all get out (well, as paranoid as I get: mildly concerned) that the remaining 1.5 trunks with their attendant limbs will fall on the house. Specifically, on our bedroom, while we are asleep, running us through in multiple places with greenwood spearpoints, leaving Elizabeth Rose an orphan, bereft.

So I guess we're sleeping in the living room tonight!

The maple was our one big tree. I fear that the backyard is going to feel like a parking lot, baking in the sun all summer. But a part of me, small though it be, is excited by the change -- any change. Something good almost always pokes its head up through the piles of bad.

Bloody Disgusting!

 

Sunday March 14, 2010: Pat and Andrew Gaughan and I all ran the 15K Shamrock Run. Around mile three (of 9.2, for those non-Canadian readers of mine) my nipples were feeling a bit raw from all the bouncing up and down and rubbing against the shirt I wore under my fleece. They hurt the whole while, but not terribly so. Not more than my knees, for instance. But after the race when I stripped off the fleece, the bloody shirt, pictured, was revealed, causing shock, dismay, disgust, and laughter from those assembled (the aforementioned Gaughans, and Barb -- Elizabeth, thank goodness, was oblivious). Apparently the chafing went farther than I had realized. Guess I'm lucky to have any nipples left at all. If it had been a half-marathon they might have been sanded down to nothing.

Dad Was Right

When I was applying to colleges, my first choice was Syracuse University's Newhouse School. It's a communication school, specializing in writing, television, and the like. Bob Costas went there.

My father always said to me, "You want to be a writer, make sure you learn how to be on TV." This was 1988. I was like, "Dad, you're crazy. I don't want to be on TV. I want to be a writer." I'm thinking: I sit in a room in a Victorian mansion click-clacking on a manual typewriter. As with Johh LeCarre, no one sees my face.

Boy, was I wrong. Boy was Dad, Hovey Larrison (born in 1933), right.

He thought, he expected, he believed that everyone who produced media would be a video personality. He, who was barely aware of the internet when he died in 2001, was spot-on-the-nose right.

Take, for example, Penny Arcade. I love Penny Arcade. It's an online three-panel comic strip created by two guys, Jerry and Mike, one writer, one illustrator. They started off asking for donations to keep the strip going. Over the years they became wildly successful (as they should have, seeing as how awesome they are). Now they've got a fucking TV show.

Dad, if you can hear me, let me say the words you've probably heard a hundred thousand times: sorry, you were right after all.

Facebook Freaks Me Out

One time many years ago I took it upon myself to organize a bunch of old pictures that Mark had in shoeboxes (probably not literally shoeboxes, but you get the idea). Most of them were from Dad's childhood, or Mom's, but eventually I unearthed a strata of late-'70s-early-'80s photos of our family. I showed one to Mark: it was us and our cousins sitting around the dining table at Camp. Mark was sporting a Peter Frampton afro and grinning like the world was his oyster.

"I hate pictures," he said.

Now I get it. Or at least, sort of.

Fucking Facebook.

I want to use Facebook to stay in touch with those people whom I love but who I never talk to. My cousins, as a for instance. But then I log in and get hit with a friend invite from Eamon Lee, someone whose name is only very vaguely familiar. Was he that weird little kid from up the street, whose sister I kind of liked? When I was eight? Who the hell knows! It's the only Eamon I've ever had any contact with, so it seems pretty likely. So I click on his profile and get this photo of some world-weary chef -- goatee, crowsfeet, paunch. What the fuck?

Or follow the link for the Christian Brothers Academy Class of 1988 and find all these names attached to faces. The name -- Kirk Coyle? -- rings some faint bell and the face is like the image from a dream: the fatter, redder, hairier version of some kid I apparently spent four years with a long time ago. Nothing against Kirk Coyle or any of the others. I'm not exactly 16, either. It's not that we're middle-aged. Middle-aged is fine. It's that from my point of view, they aged from 16 to 40 in an instant, like a vampire dragged out of its coffin into the sun, withering and turning to blowing ash in the time it takes for the second hand to make its circuit around the watchface.

Perhaps this whole social networking thing is better left to the kids, who can grow up with it. If I had seen Kirk Coyle's profile picture change gradually over the years, as he sailed serenely into decrepitude, it would have softened the blow.

The World Ends With You... Finally!

A couple of weeks ago I finished The World Ends With You, the nonpareil DS role-playing game that I started playing in (wait for it) July 2008.

Yep, it took me 19 months to finish a 20 or 30 hour videogame. But, man, was it fun.

I'm not going to go plunging into the depths of videogame criticism here. I don't have the toolset. But in brief, this game is unprecedented (IMHO, as they say), because it tells a good story with interesting, sympathetic characters while being a very fun, deep, interesting, challenging game. Most games sacrifice story for gameplay; a handful do the opposite. TWEWY is the only game I've played where the story and the gameplay were a beautifully integrated whole. A shining, backlit oneness. And, yes, I've played Bioshock. Awesome game. No comparison.

The game aspect is very challenging indeed. For the first two or three months, I had really no idea how to play the game. But the fact that I could make progress, of a sort, while really not knowing what I was doing, is a testament to the monumental achievement of this game as an object of design. Someone (or, really, some number of people numbering maybe in the dozens or higher) went through an elaborate process to design a game with a ruleset that could do this: be very complex, very challenging, yet fun and forgiving.

It's really hard to communicate to non-gamers why and how games can be sublime. Frankly, most of the time they're not. But this game is so good that it makes me wish that everyone could experience it. Unfortunately, unlike movies, video games are a very active experience that require a certain level of skill and ability. Mom is never going to be able to play TWEWY. That's not really her loss -- books and movies and music already offer more than one human can intake in even a very long life -- it's the medium's loss.

What the F?

 
The illustration to the left is from one of my daughter's books. A book called Alligator Alphabet. Above is "F."

And, yes, that four-legged purple monkey is supposed to be a ferret. A ferret! How this painting ever got past the editors at Barefoot Books is beyond me. Elizabeth's ability to learn her ABC's is now permanently crippled. When reading the book she says, "F is for fox, fish and... and... monkey?"

A little, tiny movie

We've been known to make movies, but since baby Elizabeth joined us it hasn't been easy to do. Last weekend we busted out a very quick commercial parody involving Elizabeth, Barb, Aaron, his daughter Lily, and myself.

It was inspired by my purchase of a gaming headset from Turtle Beach. I got it so I could actually hear the video games I play Saturday nights right outside Elizabeth's room. Prior to the headset I'd keep the TV audio so low I could barely hear anything.

The packaging said "Trash talk your friends! For when it's too late to be loud." That makes no sense, of course, as the video illustrates.

However, the headphones are awesome for hearing the game. I really am glad I purchased them. Tomorrow I'll play an online game with friends for the first time with the headset and that should prove interesting.

It was incredibly fun to make the movie, and equally fun to get two positive reviews on YouTube -- including one from Turtle Beach itself which said "LOL 5/5!"

Dang. That's cool.

C++

Thank Christ! Our 'c' key is back. I had pretty much given up on email and blogging due to the breakage of the 'c' key on our laptop courtesy (see!!) of Elizabeth. Then I learned that replacing a laptop keyboard isn't nearly as scary or complex as one might think (thank you, Internet!). So, I ordered a replacement keyboard for our Gateway MT3707 and -- bammo! -- we're in business. It was actually really easy. I regret not making a video of it, as despite searching all of the internets I couldn't find a video or instructions for replacing the keyboard on this particular computer.

So, if anyone reading this wants instructions, email me at andrew_larrison@yahoo.com. Com!!

Dancing Baby II - The Wrath of Dancing Baby

Third attempt. First time I tried the "Blog This" button in Picasa and it seemed to be uploading, but lo and behold it only uploaded one frame of the video. Second time I tried the "Add Video" button in Blogger and the upload took so long that eventually the laptop overheated and shut down (it does that).

A little research revealed that Blogger uploads are limited to a hundred megs and my video was 101! Bummer. So I trimmed it in Windows Movie Maker and tried again. Movie Maker converted the file from an .AVI to a .WMV, and I'm not sure if that's supported by Blogger.

Time to find out.

Publish!

Dancing Baby

 

Testing, testing. I'm trying to figure out a good way of sharing baby videos with the family without having them public on YouTube. After posting a video of Elizabeth Rose after a bath, and getting a couple of semi-creepy comments (and 57 views in only a week!), I made all baby videos private. Screw the creeps.

It makes me wonder: how on Earth do the weirdos who enjoy looking at a stranger's naked baby and commenting about it find the videos? I had been thinking that the millions upon millions of videos on YouTube lent a de facto privacy.

Anyway, if this upload works, and the video looks good on the blog, I'll make a separate Elizabeth Rose blog to share these videos.